Compensating?

Have you ever noticed that the size of umbrellas are getting bigger as time goes by?

They seem to be groing by the same rate as the number of blades on disposable razors...




Maybe umbrellas were too small, and the wearers grew tired of arriving wet at work, so they demanded better umbrellas!







So, umbrella makers adapted to the needs and wants of their customers.






But these new umbrellas do not offer the comfort of dry feet, said the customers, so the makers adapted again, finally providing the customers what they wanted!
Some of you may think society has gone too far, maybe the government should regulate the maximum size of umbrellas. I think not, let these poor souls have their dry feet, they are obviously compensating for something!

;)